The 10 Weirdest Song Titles Of All Time

Imagine a world where everything makes sense and questions were never asked, boring eh? Luckily the world we live in is far from boring and the music industry is a great example.

From wacky performers to crazy song lyrics there’s never a dull moment in music! Over the years there have been hundreds, if not thousands of weird and creepy song titles that have left fans questioning their meaning! Which is good, right?

We’ve decided to put together the 10 weirdest song titles of all time and believe me this wasn’t easy!

10. “My Ding-A-Ling”
by Chuck Berry

no prizes for guessing what Chuck was singing about here.

 

9. “Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car”
by Billy Ocean

I’ll pass thanks, Billy!

 

8. “Hand in My Pocket”
by Alanis Morissette

Whose hand though?

 

7.”Hands Of Small Children”
by Marilyn Manson

Creeped out? You’re not alone!

 

6.”Birth, School, Work, Death”
by Godfathers

Life in a nutshell, apparently!

 

5. “While My Guitar Gently Weeps”
by The Beatles

Not a classic Beatles track, in all honesty!

 

4. “I Wanna Find a Woman That’ll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have To Go”
by Captain Beefheart

Rumour has it he’s still searching!

3. “Nails For Breakfast, Tacks for Snack”
by Panic At The Disco

Think I’ll stick to my oats!

 

2. “Don’t Try Suicide”
by Queen

Thanks for the advice!

 

1. “Rape Me”
by Nirvana

The less said about this the better!

 

 

So there you have it, our 10 weirdest song titles of all time and we didn’t even mention Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga or Led Zeppelin.

If there’s a weird song title that you think should be on the list, and I’m sure there are plenty, then let us know on Facebook or Twitter!